Personalized video verdicts

Their behavior has been escalated.

Zoey Licious reviews the evidence, serves an affectionate roast, and delivers a ridiculous 30–60-second verdict made just for birthdays, breakups, retirements, and friends who deserve it.

Three funny facts. Clear boundaries. One outrageous ruling.

Verdict Vixen hero

Opening statement

“Your behavior has been escalated to management. I’m management.”

The Vixen promise

Sharp punchlines. Soft landing.

Affection first

The joke is never cruelty. Every roast is written to delight the recipient, not diminish them.

Boundaries heard

You name any off-limits subjects up front, and they stay out of the script.

Made to share

A concise, recognizable format that is easy to send, replay, and quote—without promising virality.

How the case proceeds

From allegation to sentencing.

Give Zoey the evidence; she handles the courtroom theatrics.

  1. 01

    File the evidence

    Send the occasion, the recipient’s name, three funny facts, pronunciation notes, and anything that is firmly off-limits.

  2. 02

    Zoey reviews the case

    Your facts become a custom 30–60-second monologue, complete with managerial authority, playful charges, and an absurd sentence.

  3. 03

    Deliver the verdict

    Receive a ready-to-share video gift that lands in the group chat with considerably more impact than another gift card.

Introductory docket

Five opening cases. $25 each.

A limited test-price release for early clients. Each case includes one personalized video verdict based on your submission.

Every verdict includes

  • • A custom 30–60-second performance by Zoey Licious
  • • Jokes shaped around three facts you provide
  • • Your specified no-go topics respected
  • • A shareable digital video file

Final ruling

Give them a gift they’ll quote for years.

Gather three incriminating facts, declare the forbidden topics, and let management take it from here.

Escalate their behavior